We’re firing you, but the online headline-writing division wants to hire you.
It’s easy to have 90%-100% conversion rates. Just offer your most expensive products for free. Or, like in an example above, sensationalize.
But, unless you work in the political troll farm, that’s not what you want, or need. There’s no shortcuts and you can’t just skip all the steps of the process and go for a kill. You need to put in work.
xkcd: Mobile Marketing
PS. The sad thing is, this is more real than you think:
And yes, it’s an official CNN profile.